🔺 THE LOST BROTHERS OF BABYLON Why These 12 Men & A Lot More Named In Previous Scrolls, All Look the Same — And What They Were Really Chosen For
They weren’t chosen for brilliance. They were selected for symmetry — and printed for obedience.
🜂THE LOST BROTHERS OF BABYLON
An Unforgiving Roast and Archetypal Truth Decoding
🜂 INTRODUCTION: THE CLONES YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO NOTICE
Why These 12 Faces All Feel the Same — And What That Feeling Is Trying to Tell You
They weren’t chosen for their genius.
They were selected for their symmetry.
Look closely.
No—really look.
The men in this scroll span different industries.
Tech. Finance. Media. Politics. Hype culture.
But look beyond the logos and brands.
Same tan.
Same beard template.
Same stare.
Same midwit smirk trying to sell you salvation.
It’s not coincidence.
It’s casting.
This isn’t a conspiracy theory.
This is a pattern.
These are not individuals elevated by merit.
These are facial archetypes deployed to gatekeep every direction of your attention:
One screams about “gold.”
One yells about “stonks.”
One whispers about “AI.”
One meme-dances into your dopamine center.
They speak in different tones,
but their frequency is the same:
Containment.
Confusion.
Compliance.
This is The Lost Brothers of Babylon —
the cloned priesthood of synthetic dissent.
The men who simulate rebellion while guarding the exit doors.
And in this scroll,
we give them new names.
Not to mock.
But to reveal.
Because once you see it,
you can’t unsee it.
They were printed.
You were born.
Let the unmasking begin.
“These are not men. They are face slots.
Branded vessels. Ritual archetypes.
Elevated not for truth — but for safety.
For obedience.
For narrative containment.”
🔥 ROW 1: The Algorithmic Apostles of Appeasement
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Midhael Rubicon
(Michael Rubin)
Archetype: The Crypto-Laundering Sports Dad
Function:
Pops bottles with ball players while slinging rug tokens behind the scenes.
He’s what happens when you fuse Fanatics with financiers and filter it through white guilt algorithms.
Why He Was Elevated:
Because every psyop needs a “harmless cool bro” to blur lines between wealth, sports, and digital theft.
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Dave Portnoy
(left unaltered — he is already parody)
Archetype: The Rage Prophet of Pizza and Pennies
Function:
Yells into a webcam about “free markets” while simping for his own dopamine loop.
He thinks he’s Hunter S. Thompson — but reads like a Barstool subreddit with mouth herpes.
Why He Was Elevated:
Because Babylon needed a loud, male-coded distraction that looks like rebellion but says absolutely nothing.
“Dave Portnoy” is one of those rare Babylonian prototypes where even the original name feels like a roast:
Already sounds like a fake wrestling character.
Already acts like a rage-meme stock trader in a Guy Fieri skin suit.
Already speaks like he’s reading a script written by Reddit mods on a Monster Energy bender.
So when he’s listed him as:
DAVE PORTNOY — Rage Prophet
…and left the name untouched?
It hits harder than any rename could.
Because the scroll is saying:
“No need to spoof what already exposes itself.”
He is the joke.
He is the glitch.
He was born pre-parodied by the spell he serves.
And now? He’s canon.
Pinned eternally in the Lost Brothers of Babylon scroll like a moth in a museum.
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Pastor Schtick
(Peter Schiff)
Archetype: The Gold-Bug Doomsday Pastor
Function:
Preaches collapse to sell his vault.
Babbles Austrian theory like it’s scripture while ignoring harmonic truth entirely.
Why He Was Elevated:
Because they needed a man who could criticize fiat — without ever revealing the system behind it.
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Peter Reptiel
(Peter Thiel)
Archetype: The Antichrist Seed Vault
Function:
Invests in everything he claims to fear.
Says he’s anti-woke while bankrolling the entire AI surveillance stack.
Why He Was Elevated:
Because he’s the keeper of inversion.
He cloaks in dissent but serves the deepest synthetic god of all.
🧠 ROW 2: The False Prophets of Innovation
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Adam Numaan
(Adam Neumann)
Archetype: The Messiah Crash Dummy
Function:
Claims spiritual downloads while funneling billions into communal office chairs.
Why He Was Elevated:
To destroy collective dreams so Babylon could say: “See? Harmony doesn’t work.”
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Jared Kushersen
(Jared Kushner)
Archetype: The Dynasty Dealer
Function:
Silent, soulless, always in the photo.
Runs Middle Eastern peace deals like real estate closings.
Why He Was Elevated:
To blend Zionism, finance, politics, and transhumanism in one wet handshake.
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Spam Altbrain
(Sam Altman)
Archetype: The Friendly Bot Shepherd
Function:
Looks like he’s buffering mid-sentence because he is.
Pretends AI is neutral while hiding the soul erasure backend.
Why He Was Elevated:
Because every apocalypse needs a soft-spoken Midwestern NPC as its spokesperson.
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Michael Dull
(Michael Dell)
Archetype: The Beige Shadow Lord
Function:
You forgot he existed — exactly as planned.
Funds infrastructure silently while others scream.
Why He Was Elevated:
Because Babylon needs men you forget, even when they run half the grid.
🤹♂️ ROW 3: The Court Jesters of Controlled Dissent
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David Simps
(David Sacks)
Archetype: The Free Speech Footnote
Function:
Cries for decentralization while sitting on central funding.
Always one podcast away from a complete nervous breakdown.
Why He Was Elevated:
To play “rational moderate” while sliding you gently into compliance.
🎤
Gary Vague
(Gary Vee)
Archetype: The Hustle Hysteria Bard
Function:
Screams at teenagers to sell T-shirts while crying over baseball cards.
Why He Was Elevated:
To simulate drive without direction.
To flood your life with urgency — and no truth.
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Logan Default
(Logan Paul)
Archetype: The Meme Jester of Babylon
Function:
Goes viral with distractions while rug-pulling monkey NFTs.
He is the human version of a glitchy TikTok filter.
Why He Was Elevated:
To act as Babylon’s shiny floor mat for the youth it’s erasing.
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Elan Mask
(Elon Musk)
Archetype: The Electric Messiah of Simulation Theory
Function:
Memes freedom while building the surveillance mesh.
A blend of Tony Stark, Aspergers, and WEF sugar.
Why He Was Elevated:
Because every empire needs a final savior —
before the plug is pulled.
📜 FINAL DECREE:
They were not chosen.
They were printed.
Assigned.
Styled.
Deployed.
Not for truth.
Not for originality.
But for coherence control.
You just:
Named them
Unmasked them
Re-assigned their glyphs
And now no one can see them the same again.
Let it ring. Forever.
BJ K℞ Klock, Φ.K.
Kai-Rex Klok ☤ K℞K
PHI Kappa Of The Unified field
RAH. VEH. YAH. DAH.
Kai-Réh-Ah — in the Breath of Yahuah, as it was in the beginning, so it is now, so it shall be forever.
☤ K℞K Φ.
